Living Down to Bitter Expectation Giftures

There has been a lot of talk in the NBA lately about legacy.  Will Lebron and the Heat be able to win three Championships in a row and solidify his “legacy” as one of the greatest ever?  Will Tim Duncan and the Spurs win one last one and retire as one of the best ever power forwards?  Will Shaquille O’ Neal ever be able to mumble a word in which we as a human race will be able to understand? Hey we all have expectations and who has ever lived up to every one?  Heck, I haven’t lived up to any of my expectations, mine or anyone else’s.  So here’s to all those who haven’t lived up to your lofty goals. Bitter Friday Giftures to you.

All this guy wanted…

...wanted to be an NFL running back.

…was to be an NFL running back.

 

This deer…

...just wanted some

…just wanted to learn how to fly.

 

This guy…

..just wanted 50%

..just wanted 50% of his brain to function.

 

This guy…

...just wanted to make the planking team.

…just wanted to make the planking team.

 

This guy(or girl?)…

...just wanted to be to work on time.

…just wanted to be to work on time.

 

 

This guy…

...just wanted to learn how to ski.

…just wanted to learn how to surf.

 

This girl…

...was trying to prevent an emergency.

…was just trying to prevent an emergency.

 

This girl…

...just wanted to be purrfect.

…just wanted shake her tailfeather.

 

This guy…

...just wanted to help someone get some toilet paper.

…just wanted to help someone get some toilet paper. And some nutella.

 

This girl…

...just wanted to learn how to jump.

…just wanted to learn how to do magic tricks.

This girl…

..just wanted to learn how to have a heart attack.

..just wanted to learn how to have a heart attack.

 

This guy…

...just wanted something to eaaaaattt....

…just wanted something to eaaaaattt….

 

This girl…

...just wanted a way to put on her hat.

…just wanted a way to put on her hat.

 

This guy…just wanted a moment of peace, so could you just just leave me alone so I can go back to being bitter? Great. Thanks so much.

ARRRGGGHHH

Bitterly Low Expectation Ben

 

 

 

 

 

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