Every time I look in the mirror. It’s a gift.
Who is bitter that they are at work right now? That’s right, this guy(me, Bitter Ben). In order to ease the pain for no one, I continue to post every Friday, pictures stolen from other people for your antimusement. So don’t enjoy. Just remember. I SEE BITTER PEOPLE.
That must be so hard for the people in Sweden.
In America, it isn’t always forbidden. We have criminals roaming Hollywood Hills all the time. Who can blame them though? Their jail cells weren’t even 3500 square feet, with a jacuzzi and maid service. How are they expected to live in such squalor? They have to work really hard saying words into a camera and that can be exhausting. How can they be expected to make it through the day without snorting things and getting revenge on critics that didn’t like their acting?
2:30 in the afternoon is so early in the morning!
One time when I was in college I woke up at 4:30 in the afternoon and I was so tired. How am I expected to get up that early? On a Saturday, if I get up before 1 pm, then I run the risk of doing something productive.
Guess he shouldn’t have interupted her text. Either that or he was just helping her perfect her swing.
You know when you are with you significant other and you are just sitting there content, staring at each other? She looks at you, you look at her. There is an understanding in your eyes, so you lean in for the kiss and she slaps you? She claims that there was a mosquito on your face and she was worried about you getting a mosquito bite. I’m positive that is the exact reason why she did it. It had nothing to do with the fact that you were on the couch while she was cleaning the house all day. It is totally out of love that she saved you from that mosquito bite.
Have a bitter Friday. May you see bitter people all week like I do, even if it takes looking in the mirror.
Arrgghhh
Bitter Friday Ben
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Lmao at the Sweden one in particular. 2nd was the 2:30 in the p.m. one. Now that does make me bitter!
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The Swedes are quite funny sometimes. And 2:30 pm is quite early in the morning sometimes.
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She’s clearly pissed that he had the balls to a backwards hat in this day and age. Notice, she looks at him, looks at the hat, then strikes.
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I would be pretty upset about the hat too. I would have just punched him though.
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I’m so glad at the beginning of this post when you said “That’s right, this guy” you clarified it to your audience by letting us know in parentheses that it was you, Bitter Ben, that you were talking about. Duh. Sorry, I’m a little bitter. I’ve been at the hospital all week.
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Along with being bitter I am also really good at pointing out the obvious. You should see how good I am at helping people that know exactly what they are doing. Oh and get out of the hospital. They are not good. See how helpfully obvious I am?
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I’m bitter that I’m NOT at work right now. I never want to be there, until they close the frigging office for two days due to remodeling and then I realise how much quieter it is there than at home. BITTER.
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You had to work from home today? I have a hard time working anywhere, but it would be especially hard working when video games are so nearby.
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It’s now Friday night and I’m bitter that some precious weekend has already slipped by… It’d be fun to slap someone to relieve my bitter feelings a bit, but there’s no-one slappable within reach (and I’m not leaving the couch for nobody!)
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You are always free to slap me if you get a chance. It will make me bitter and I’m okay with that.
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Thank your wife that you do not have malaria.
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I do thank for that along with many other things every day. Putting up with my bitterness being a huge one.
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I think people in Sweden would love your blog. Based solely on one novel and a contestant on Project Runway, I think the Swedes are completely cheerless. Except when it comes to Alexander Skarsgaard.
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As long as they have no cheer they are welcome on here. My brother went there for a mission and he fit right in being cheerless.
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Wow you are more bitter than my morning coffee 🙂
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I am actually bitter because I’m not a comedian and funny like you. Arrrghhh.
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haha you can be funny. You can do it! I thought some of your bitter comments were funny.
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Well, if you say I can, I’m gonna quit my job right now and go on tour tommorow. Want to be my headliner?
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Thanks for making me start my day with a smile …. at 10am.
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It’s not the morning until 2 pm. Go back to bed.
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🙂
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I love the video slap! You can tell it was done out of love because it was so unexpected. He leaned into that slap. He embraced the slap. Gosh. I’m unexpectedly bitter about not being able to remember the last time I did that myself. Showed that kind of love. Very bitter.
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I enjoy bitter slaps to my face. It means people are thinking about how bitter I make them. Bring it on!
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I can’t slap people. I’ve tried and tried. It just doesn’t work. I find that if I slap myself really hard it gets just as much, if not more, attention. People run. If you slap them, they slap you back. If you slap yourself, there’s a look in their eyes…fear?
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See you can slap people. Just not in the face. Good luck progressing yourself to the face. It will come with time and bitterness.
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Time and bitterness usually combine to make me forget what I’m bitter about & slapping myself could be one of those things. That and putting the trash cans out on Sunday nights. So I have to wake up at 5am to do it. Bitter? I’d say so.
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I think what happens is that you are really good at slapping and you do it so hard that everytime you do it, you slap so hard that you temporarily forget.
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HAR! (I forget nothing…remember that)
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So you’re like that lady on Unforgettable? Good thing I’ve never typed anything of value that would need to be remembered.
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Having a bit of a bitter Friday myself. 🙂 Spent over three hours on the phone with my mobile provider and have nothing to show for it — except lost time and a crick in my neck. Gah! 😡
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Bitter Fridays are the worst. Mobile provider…sounds like a bitter post waiting to happen.
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people are always accusing me of being that little boy & say they are waiting for me to say i see dead people.
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If I were that boy I would have said I see bitter people.
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lol. i think you did say that.. i think your better half was killing a mosquitoe.
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She does have a beautiful swinging action…
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It’s like she was a pro baseball player. She clearly had practiced that before.
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Whoo! She clocked him right in dumbass face! I mean — grrr. Swedes, slapping, stupid boys… bitter… grrr.
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I think you need to find the next boy you run into and take a few swings. Might make you feel a lot bitter. I would offer to be the slapee, but I don’t think I live anywhere near.
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Here… think of this as your internet slap at your mug– thwack! Ahh. Felt good.
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That also made me bitter, so thanks for that. Felt bitter for me.
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